so tonight at dinner my 2 year old brother had food stuck on his finger and he lifted it and turned to my mom and was like “mommy blow me i can’t get off” and i simultaneously choked and nearly pissed myself
Dylan “headbanging” to You Me At Six :’)
He seriously would not let me pull away. Need to work on those skills, baby boy. Hahaha
Refused to give his father and brother a kiss goodnight.
Me: “What about me? Don’t I get a kiss nuh-night??”
He grins, stands up, walk over and gives me a big, wet one.
Yes…I just drank from a drooly bottle.
The lengths you go to.